Premiero Bloggo De Jayo! A Dedication to My Sister

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To steal a wireless connection from his neighbor to check out my rockin' new [-est] (everyone has like 100 of these right? am I right?...screw u nay-sayer!) blog! The blog that people will tell tales of for ages...over a millenia even! Really.

So, I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Jeremy, and I'm a genius. Self-proclaimed, but that doesn't matter, the title stands. A bright magnificent star symbolized my birth on a beautiful June night in Chicago, and go to college in Milwaukee, Wisconsin...now I'm a fairly successful entrepreneur, political activist, non-profit manager, environmentalist, almost-pornstar-once-upon-a-star, -slash- comedian, and economist....and if u meet me in a dark alley and have $1,000, I can be a doctor too. Just kidding.

Anyways, this is not going to be the most "lively" entry. 3 weeks ago this monday, my sister, my best friend, Katie died suddenly of a massive blood clot, unexpected, randomly on her way to school. She is the Roman pillars to my Colosseum, the heart of my laughter, the muscle behind my courage, so it's hard.

Katie, I love you, and in spite of your life, I am going to establish a major Foundation in your name to support your passion for Animal Rights and Human Equality. And I'm going to create a comedy club in your name, and it's going to be one of the most legendary, because laughter is always the best medicine....laughter drove us, and I will continue to laugh for you Katie.

Katie, blessed be. To all, good morning, day, and night, please, love hard, love forever, despite everything.